Dry, office-ready tote with a minimal two-tone layout that uses blunt, deadpan text to land sarcastic humor in everyday settings. The small, typewriter-like wording sits centered on natural canvas for a low-key 90s-office aesthetic that reads like an eyebrow raise — wearable irony for commutes, meetings, or quick errands.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)
- Flat corners, sewn front and back
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry