Muted, office-style crewneck featuring a deadpan “God Forbid” line in a typewriter/periodical font—a minimal, two-tone design made to read like dry workplace commentary. The compact text block sits centered on a clean white sweatshirt for high legibility and a straight-faced, sarcastic vibe that fits the trend’s ‘mock-indignant’ humor. Wear it around coworkers, at coffee breaks, or when you want an understated, meme-literate statement that reads like a one-line joke on loop.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Embroidery option available on left/center/large center chest and wrists
- No side seams (tubular knit) and gray tear-away label
- Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US cotton sourcing, adult sizes only
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
